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Can you believe that 350 grams can hold up to 100kg? Well, this amazing parachute silk hammock certainly does that. It’s the ultimate must have in your bag when going on a vacation and of course, you only have so little room left in your bags. The perfect dream-catcher on a wild beach or in a dark forest. And of course, in your back yard when no time for vacation and you just dream of it 🙂

See https://www.hammockheaven.co.uk/hammock_2011/buy_hammocks/amazonas_framesets/hammock_silk_traveller_forest.php for details.

A bit far fetched…


Imagine if you will, the end of the world. Nuclear war has destroyed the cities of Earth, and the heat was so great that it melted the Polar ice caps in one go. Humanity has to adapt to the new conditions. Little islands of humanity are all that is left.


Thats what happened to these two. Luckily Mrs Arkleton and Mr Percival had both coincidentally bought floating loungers the day before from Hammock Heaven, so they could ride the apocolyptic tidal wave to safety! Lucky for them that we have Free Next Day Deliveries!

Unfortunately Mr Percival was always a bit cheap, so he got the chair instead of the lounger, and a big scary mutant shark ate his legs later that day. Just goes to show, doesn’t it…

I’m off for a lie down…have a nice weekend everybody!